- There is nothing that I've enjoyed more in the olympics, than the men's hockey. Man, what an exciting sport! #
- Apparently, my tongue can't generate new cells faster than Listerine can destroy them. #
- To the former occupant of stall #1 in bathroom C- thanks for being just one more person who can't keep the toilet paper in the toilet. #
- "Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses." That's right, now it's in YOUR head. #
- I'll see your eye goop and raise you two ear infections… #
- http://tweetphoto.com/11931271 Sierra Nevada gets some love at the men's Super-G in Vancouver. #
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